gogogadgeturl:

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

(via theperfectlifeasweknowit)

Who can live without some black clothes. - Karl Lagerfeld (via ruedamour)

(Source: fat-karl, via vhersaces)


wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via beingamenace)