cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via fullblownpanic)

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via katerkatmeow)

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via alaskadarling)